The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Squidleybits · Jul 16, 2017

A chocolate cupcake with chocolate pudding on the inside and chocolate chips on the frosting.

blotsfan · Sep 2, 2017

I love weed, but liquor...nothing tops liquor. I wish it didn't have so many calories and that it didn't cause hangovers.

PatrThom · Sep 2, 2017

blotsfan said:
I wish it didn't have so many calories and that it didn't cause hangovers.

Try vacationing in Denver. Booze goes a lot farther, there.

--Patrick

blotsfan · Sep 9, 2017

Fuck, man I had an edible at 2:45 and I'm just coming down now.

Gared · Sep 10, 2017

blotsfan said:
Fuck, man I had an edible at 2:45 and I'm just coming down now.

Sounds like a good edible. I'm gonna love getting to Oregon's edible dosage rules, Washington edibles get expensive fast when you have to buy 20 servings to get to a bog-standard 100 mg dose.

blotsfan · Sep 10, 2017

100mg? Mine said it was only 4.4. I was actually thinking if maybe I should take a second one but I'm so glad I decided not to,

Emrys · Sep 29, 2017

I've got a cold and took some Tylenol cold medicine and now I'm higher than a kite. I'm dancing-on-the-table high. I don't think I'm even going to remember what I do tonight.

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away :notes:

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

Emrys said:
I've got a cold and took some Tylenol cold medicine and now I'm higher than a kite. I'm dancing-on-the-table high. I don't think I'm even going to remember what I do tonight.

The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away

Try to stay away from this guy, then.

--Patrick

Terrik · Sep 30, 2017

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

"There's a lager in ma boot!"

--Patrick

Null · Sep 30, 2017

Someone's gonna be *real* helpful on PUBG later.

GasBandit · Sep 30, 2017

Baby showers are so tedious.

Thank heavens for Titos Vodka.

Woooooooo

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
Baby showers are so tedious.

Thank heavens for Titos Vodka.

Woooooooo

It's like taking vodka from a baby.
Seriously, don't give babies vodka.

--Patrick

Dei · Sep 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
Baby showers are so tedious.

Thank heavens for Titos Vodka.

Woooooooo

I still can't figure out why anyone would invite you to a baby shower.

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

Dei said:
I still can't figure out why anyone would invite you to a baby shower.

Get out, meet new people, stop interacting with the world solely through the Internet, that sort of thing.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Sep 30, 2017

It's my best friend's daughter's shower, I think I was invited to give him somebody to talk to.

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
It's my best friend's daughter's shower, I think I was invited to give him somebody to talk to.

I hope you brought enough to share, then.

--Patrick

Dei · Sep 30, 2017

Null said:
Someone's gonna be *real* helpful on PUBG later.

It's cute that you think he'll be awake later.

PatrThom · Sep 30, 2017

Dei said:
It's cute that you think he'll be awake later.

Awake, but insensate.

--Patrick

blotsfan · Oct 1, 2017

I'm never alone. I'm alone all the time.

Tinwhistler · Nov 11, 2017

Disaronno on the the rocks for Cindy, absinthe for me.

PatrThom · Nov 11, 2017

I eventually realized that shape of ice is what you get from a refrigerator ice maker, but at first I thought you had poured amaretto over raw oysters or something.

--Patrick

Krisken · Nov 11, 2017

Drinking a Backwoods Bastard today.

Emrys · Nov 11, 2017

Tinwhistler said:
Disaronno on the the rocks for Cindy, absinthe for me.

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You can't fool us. That's apple juice and lemonade. Lightweight.

Krisken · Nov 11, 2017

And now I'm drinking B Nektar's Necromangocon. Fucking love a good mead.

Cheesy1 · Nov 12, 2017

Tried this today:

Not bad. Light peanut butter taste with a hint of chocolate and coffee flavor. Not harsh thanks to the lactose.

Denbrought · Nov 12, 2017

Pusser's rum is probably my favorite rum now. Tried it at an event a few weeks ago, and again yesterday. Perfect for sipping while hanging out.

LordRendar · Nov 17, 2017

I am high and for some reason in a melancholy mood, so I am watching song auditions and getting my cry on. What the heck...

Gared · Nov 17, 2017

LordRendar said:
I am high and for some reason in a melancholy mood, so I am watching song auditions and getting my cry on. What the heck...

It happens. I've been known to get ripped on a good indica strain and watch Sing! until I cry everything out.

blotsfan · Nov 22, 2017

I'm pretty sure I just met jack Eichel so that's cool.

Terrik · Nov 22, 2017

Jun and I drunk Vodka and played Mario Kart. Wtf.

PatrThom · Nov 23, 2017

Terrik said:
Jun and I drunk Vodka and played Mario Kart. Wtf.

Now do Mario Galaxy.
...in VR headsets.

--Patrick

blotsfan · Nov 23, 2017

I'm tired, you tired. Jesus wept.

Chad Sexington · Nov 23, 2017

Dishes done.

Friend counseled. Pete Holmes' Ex-Men watched.

I guess wine? Forever?

Dirona · Nov 23, 2017

It's Bailey's in Hot Chocolate season! Wooooo!