Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

$300 is a steal for all that, though... I woulda snatched it right up if I'd seen it at the time

 

[bhamv3]

$300 is a steal for all that, though... I woulda snatched it right up if I'd seen it at the time

I don't even have anyone to use it with, and I'd still go for that bargain. Hell, I could actually use it as exercise equipment, maybe.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I tried to post a "WAHOO!" sound clip but it wouldn't embed right so I just gave it up.

I personally would have gone for:

 

[figmentPez]

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Yup, I was brave enough to go to the address on the pole. It's an etsy shop....

Also available in "Trump Troll", taco holder, silicone cupcake liner, glow-in-the-dark zomibe, fuzzy dice....

And they're asking $50,000 for a butt plug taped to a canvas. Only one available.

 

[Emrys]

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Ummmmm... what is that?

 

[GasBandit]

Ummmmm... what is that?

It's a me, Mario!

 

[PatrThom]

Ummmmm... what is that?

https://www.mariowiki.com/Goal_Pole

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

Butt plug - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[GasBandit]

The comments thread has some more gold in it.

 

[PatrThom]

As the official ambassador to Halforums of Doing The Thing, I applaud these efforts and those like them.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

"If so, you may have Executive Disfunction Disorder, or EDD."

Every.
Damned.
Day.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Twerk for initiative!

 

[PatrThom]

That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

I'll admit, you can pop a lot of trouble on the pop-a-matic bubble.

 

[PatrThom]

I'll admit, you can pop a lot of trouble on the pop-a-matic bubble.

And when you land on someone else, their peg has to start over.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

You boys done set a stool down next to that joke and milked it.

 

[@Li3n]

 

[jwhouk]

Sell it and donate the proceeds to the NAACP.

 

[Celt Z]

Sell it and donate the proceeds to the NAACP.

 

[jwhouk]

Thank you @Celt Z , for helping me get the reference.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

The beacons are fucking lit, son.

 

[Cheesy1]

"Fly, you fucks!"

 

[bhamv3]

(Aragorn kicks the helmet, then falls to his knees)

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

 

[Gryfter]

"I am no fucking man!"

 

[Shawn]

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he fucking means to."

 

[PatrThom]

"That still only counts as one, y' fuckin' glory hound!"

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

"PO-FUCKING-TAY-TOES!"

 

[TommiR]

(When the One Ring sinks into the lava, and Barad-Dur begins to collapse)

Sauron: "... Fuck."

 

[Bubble181]

"I am no fucking man!"

I think "I am fucking no man" is funnier. But that might be me.

 

[Shawn]

I think "I am fucking no man" is funnier. But that might be me.

Though technically if the challenge is to find the one "fuck" in a PG-13 movie the rating rule still specifies that the word cannot be used in a sexual context.

 

[Bubble181]

Awww

 

[PatrThom]

Radagast: “These are [fucking] Rhosgobel Rabbits, I'd like to see them [fucking] try!”

Pick whichever one you like best.

—Patrick

 

[Dave]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you fucking deserve."