The apartment where I'm staying (for another 19 days) has had numerous issues, which I don't remember if I've mentioned on the board*.
-The fridge wasn't working right when I got here (in Feb), had to fix that myself.
-One of the floorboards in the bathroom (laminate) is lifting up as though it was very wet for an extended period of time (foreshadowing!).
-Some of the provided pots and pans and other implements have issues. The large frypan has a multitude of dents on the bottom like someone must've used it as a hammer.
-Other furnished items were obviously hastily acquired. The vacuum and hair dryer look like they had been sitting in a Goodwill showroom for many months before being snapped up and placed in my apartment.
-The sprayer hose for the sink was tangled up in the other junk under the sink, had to free it and tie the other stuff out of the way.
-The Internet went out for almost an entire week.
-The doors on the washer & dryer combo face the wrong way, interfering with opening and closing the doors that lead to the alcove where they are located. The appliance doors are reversible, so this should be easily fixed, buuuut...
-The water and gas have been cut off over the weekend twice.
-There are no curtains in the bedroom, so even though the shade does close all the way to the bottom, after 7am the Sunlight forms a blazing rectangle around the entire window area.
-The sink stopper in the bathroom was not installed properly, so it was always either closed or really closed. I had to fix that, too.
-The bathroom has motion-sensing lights which cannot be dimmed, so if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you will be paparazzi'd in the face as soon as your body breaks through the plane of the doorway.
-Similarly, all the other room lighting is dimmable EXCEPT for the one in the hallway right outside the bathroom. It's like they want the path to the bathroom to be AS BRIGHT AS POSSIBLE.
-The shower curtain does not actually enclose the shower. It's close, but there's no way to keep from having one end or the other open while you shower (or both ends a little bit, if you really want to ruin things).
That's all that I can remember off the top of my head.
...But that brings us to last night. Yesterday was the hottest since I've been here (96F/36C). I'm relatively eco-conscious, so I've avoided running the A/C in here unless it was verifiably, insufferably hot, such as when playing video games while doing 5 loads of laundry. Otherwise, I've just been an open-the-windows-and-doors kind of guy. I set the A/C for 74F/23C and settled in for a night of gaming. I could tell the A/C was working hard because I could hear it burbling away as it squeezed moisture from the air, the same noise it's made every other time I've used it. But this time, after about an hour, I also heard newer dripping noises. So I get up from my keyboard and mouse and head into the bathroom to look up at the ceiling where the big panel is that covers the climate machinery, and, sure enough, there's a slow drip of water coming from one corner of it. And of course now it's too late to call any of the people I'm supposed to tell about this sort of thing, because it's midnight on a Friday night and nobody's going to come anywhere near a business number until Monday morning at the earliest.
Now I'm no HVAC tech, but I've no shortage of levels in Hardware, and I brought a knock-off Leatherman with me, so if anything is going to get done about this (especially if I want to have any hope of running the A/C over the weekend and OH BOY WILL I), it's obvious I'm going to have to do something about this myself. There are no security locks or screws, it's just 6 Philips-type screws holding the hinged panel in place, so I put a couple of their towels on the floor and dragged a chair over (because they did NOT provide me with any kind of ladder/stepstool--add that to the list). I start taking out the screws, and if you have any knowledge of sitcom logic, you can guess what happens next. Sure enough, once enough of the screws have been backed out of the panel, the weight of the gallon-plus worth of water that's been sitting on top of it encourages the panel to swing open faster than I am expecting, and I get gadooshed with a truly shocking amount of chilled water. None of it hits the chair, fortunately. The next hour is a blur of piling up towels, wringing them out in the bathtub, and repeating until the ceiling is done peeing all over everything, at which point I can finally open the panel wide enough to look inside. I'm expecting to find that the drain is clogged, or the sensor is bent/stuck/whatever and forgetting to pump everything out, or maybe even that there's a leak where they join. Y'know, something like that.
No, that's not it.
The effing drain outlet isn't even connected to anything. There's just a bare, 3/4in threaded, somewhat rusted outlet that goes...nowhere! I kid you not, this thing just opens up into empty air and I guess whoever installed it just prayed that there would never be a time when it would pull more water from the air than it could hold up to this level during normal operation. WELL WHOEVER THAT GUY IS HE WAS VERY VERY WRONG. Now I gotta see if I can find the manual for this thing so I can find out whether this is actually supposed to be the air inlet instead of the drain, in which case I just need to get a short length of hose and install it pointing up high enough that the water will go out the other end (which does appear to be connected to a drainpipe of some sort) before the level rises high enough to flow out the end of the hose. I swear I should bill this place for all the work I've done so far.
Oh, and there's a label on the outside of the panel that says the drain mechanism needs to be inspected every three months to make sure it's still working. I've been here four. Guess what I've never seen happen? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go empty the bucket I have placed on the floor underneath it.
--Patrick
*Couldn't find me mentioning them, at least.