The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[figmentPez]

This is a potentially fun concept, but the execution is so horrible that I just could not put it in the awesome videos thread.

"Monsters Inc Multiverse"

TL;DW someone used the Unreal 5 engine to put a lot of random characters onto the Monsters Inc scare floor. It has horrible shaky-cam, and for some reason includes Chewbacca as a monster alongside Slenderman, Last of Us clickers, L4D tank, Doom Cadodemon, a T-Rex, a Demogorgon, Jabba the Hut, Darth Maul, Pennywise, etc, etc.





The second video is a view from the other side of the door, where Geralt the Witcher, Gears of War, Ash Williams, Ray Stantz, Issac (Dead Space), Dante (Devil May Cry), Doomguy, etc. are all waiting in a child's bedroom to ambush the monsters. It also features horrible shaky cam, and does nothing with the characters besides have them present. It's a reference! People like references.

 

[figmentPez]

Quadrupedal Furby!

 

[Sparhawk]

Quadrupedal Furby!

Burn it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Destroy it now!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

It's a banana costume, had to post it to Halforums.

Link to Tumblr because it won't embed.

 

[Celt Z]

It's a banana costume, had to post it to Halforums.

Link to Tumblr because it won't embed.

'Round here we call that a Saturday night.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

It's a banana costume, had to post it to Halforums.

Link to Tumblr because it won't embed.

It should be on Tumblr. Because, you know, she tumbled.

 

[PatrThom]

Mouse embryo engineered to have six legs, could work on people too

"I would actually expect the same would happen in humans, but of course, this cannot be experimentally tested," said lead researcher Moisés Mallo.
Probably a good thing given the extra limbs grew in place of the mouse's genitals.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Mouse embryo engineered to have six legs, could work on people too

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--Patrick

Meh, I already have a third leg, according to some of my exes.

 

[figmentPez]

TIL that "IRL speed running" is a thing on Twitch, and that the record for baking a dozen cookies is _under four minutes_.

'They are afraid of me': Mastermind speedrunner bends the rules of a meme contest and bakes 12 actual cookies in under 4 minutes, forces site mods to make a whole new category

 

[GasBandit]

"IRL Speed running"

Listen here you little shit, they already have a word for that. It's called a race.

 

[Celt Z]

" 'Rah-cey'? What is this 'rah-cey' you speak of?"

 

[mikerc]

" 'Rah-cey'? What is this 'rah-cey' you speak of?"

Sounds Italian. I don't trust it. I also find it highly sus that Gas is trying to get people to use that instead of the perfectly serviceable English American term.

 

[@Li3n]

"IRL Speed running"

Listen here you little shit, they already have a word for that. It's called a race.

I was pretty sure it's actually just speed running, since it's not exactly the same as a race.

Though apparently the older references didn't influence the modern term: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/speedrun

 

[PatrThom]

@Bones




--Patrick

 

[Bones]

@PatrThom

 

[figmentPez]

Stay classy Texas.

 

[PatrThom]

Why would anyone want to ruin onions like that?



--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

Saltburn soundtrack, bathwater edition:

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I...I have no idea why they did this, but if I had to see this, then I'm taking all of you down with me

 

[Bubble181]

That makes it sound like I'm happy to see this

 

[PatrThom]

I...I have no idea why they did this, but if I had to see this, then I'm taking all of you down with me

Hey if we're going to talk weird Instagram pages, then we can't leave this one out:

https://www.instagram.com/uglydesign/

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Source

Product page at Walmart

What the ever-loving fuck?

 

[drifter]

Lol I'd try it. And I mean, I can see the reasoning behind it. The weirder it is, the more free advertising it gets. I think I posted about some Kraft Mac and Cheese ice cream a little while back. Though I can't remember which brand it was, so maybe it's not the best way to advertise.

And Cup Noodles is no stranger to weird flavors, looks like they've done Pumpkin Spice ramen and Maple Pancake, Egg, and Sausage breakfast ramen. Hmm, wonder if they'd do a lox and cream cheese ramen?

 

[Bones]

Lol I'd try it. And I mean, I can see the reasoning behind it. The weirder it is, the more free advertising it gets. I think I posted about some Kraft Mac and Cheese ice cream a little while back. Though I can't remember which brand it was, so maybe it's not the best way to advertise.

Van Leeuwens?

 

[drifter]

Van Leeuwens?

Yep, that's the one.

 

[PatrThom]

Is this your first time on the Internet, Harvey?

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

Wasn't sure to put this here or the gun thread, but... today I found out this is a thing.

 

[chris]

Wasn't sure to put this here or the gun thread, but... today I found out this is a thing.

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Any weapon owner who has one of these unironical should have their licence and membership removed by the NRA.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Any weapon owner who has one of these unironical should have their licence and membership removed by the NRA.

This is the kind of thing that's required to get you into the NRA

 

[PatrThom]

Someone taking the phrase "gun nuts" a little too literally.
"Hey, you all know how I bought that uncompensated Glock 40 in 10mm a while back in order to ... compensate? Well, lately I haven't felt like it's been filling that need (or my hand) as well as it used to. But then I discovered Gun Nutz and since then I've been back in the saddle again."

--Patrick