The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[PatrThom]

No idea what this might do for property values. Or public transportation, for that matter.


Also UKTV the word you are probably looking for is “dominatrices.”

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I frequently forget this thread exists.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I frequently forget this thread exists.

How drunk was the surgeon?

 

[Far]

It's likely to keep the hand "alive" while the arm heals so they can later reattach? I know that's a thing that's sometimes done.

But also,

 

[PatrThom]

It's likely to keep the hand "alive" while the arm heals so they can later reattach? I know that's a thing that's sometimes done.

Yes.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

This could also go in the NSFL thread, or maybe the misanthropy thread:

 

[figmentPez]

Can't embed Tumblr, but here: have a bizarre children's toy.

 

[Bubble181]

The sound doesn't exactly help.

 

[Celt Z]

I miss it when Cabbage Patch dolls just ate plastic foods and, occasionally, small children.

 

[GasBandit]

It's quite a thing when "pooping action" is not just a selling point for a toy, but the primary focus.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Kids are fascinated by body functions. Betsy Wetsy came out in 1934.

 

[PatrThom]

I am disappointed that they include that tiny plastic spoon when they obviously should've included a tiny plastic knife.

It's quite a thing when "pooping action" is not just a selling point for a toy, but the primary focus.

Hey now let's not forget this gem:


--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

Is it for kids going through toilet training?

 

[Celt Z]

Usually these toys are meant to encourage potty training, but there are definitely some in the past that were made for kids older than that. Scatological humor, what can I say? <--- mother of boy who still thinks butts and farts are hilarious.

 

[GasBandit]

Usually these toys are meant to encourage potty training, but there are definitely some in the past that were made for kids older than that. Scatological humor, what can I say? <--- mother of boy who still thinks butts and farts are hilarious.

Not to mention wife of a husband who still thinks butts and farts are hilarious.

We guys don't grow out of that.

 

[PatrThom]

I thought about putting this in the Marvel thread, but decided here was better.

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Ant Man, he's ready for you. So ready.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

What? NO
NOOOOOO
stopstopstopstopstopstopstop

--Patrick