The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

Around here, at least, the devotion to Sheets/Wawa is nothing like Bucees. Bucees is practically religion.
It's not as strong here on this side of the Mason-Dixon Line, but Lt. Gov. Fetterman preaches the Sheetz Gospel.

I can't bring myself to find out if this is real. It probably is and the stupidity is just too painful.