Most of the cans of beans I buy at the grocer don't have pull tabs."Bean dad" is trending on Twitter, and holy shit:
Twitter’s Bean Dad Is a Metaphor for our Broken Country
I have no idea if this is parody, but if it is the author is really committed to the bit.
TLDR; asshole Tweets lavishly about how he forced his hungry 9 year-old daughter to spend six hours trying to figure out how to use a can opener because he declared that no one would eat until she figured out how to use an old, malfunctioning can opener on her own, to teach her a lesson about self reliance.
The whole thing does seem a little fishy to me, because I didn't know they made cans of baked beans that don't come with a pull tab these days.