Finally negative.I'm still testing positive.
Never followed up with this. Turn's out I'm an immortal God-being.I forgot we have this thread. Wife just tested positive. I'm just waiting...
"If you take the results (and also disregard this detail here, here, and here), a pattern starts to emerge."The conclusions themselves aren't especially interesting; they're expected from a report with partisan aims. But the method used to reach those conclusions is often striking: The Republican majority engages in a process of systematically changing the standard of evidence needed for it to reach a conclusion. For a conclusion the report's authors favor, they'll happily accept evidence from computer models or arguments from an editorial in the popular press; for conclusions they disfavor, they demand double-blind controlled clinical trials.
They're neighbors.Kansas. Nebraska. They're basically the same thing, right?
Both are west of Acapulco.Kansas. Nebraska. They're basically the same thing, right?
*DIVES FOR COVER!*
Yes.Kansas. Nebraska. They're basically the same thing, right?
*DIVES FOR COVER!*
Honestly, I kinda thought my take would be more controversial, but apparently not.Yes.
Unless you live in one of those states the average American can't pick them out on a map.Honestly, I kinda thought my take would be more controversial, but apparently not.
Gaines county in western TX, Friday, February 14th -- 42 confirmed cases of measles, with an additional 6 more in neighboring counties (where vaccination rates are 90-95 percent instead of Gaines' paltry 82 percent).Gaines county in western TX, Friday, February 7th. -- 9 confirmed cases of measles.
Gaines county in western TX, Tuesday, February 11th -- 24 confirmed cases of measles.
Well, at least diseases don't grow exponentially in scale, right? It can't possibly keep doubling.Western TX is now up to 90 cases, with an additional 9 cases in neighboring NM.
For those following along, that's up more than double last week, which was itself already up more than double the previous week.
...so yes, tomorrow I will be checking my and my wife's records to see whether another dose of MMR is recommended, and attempting to get those administered before there's the chance for any supply to run out.
--Patrick
I can't tell if you're kidding.Well, at least diseases don't grow exponentially in scale, right? It can't possibly keep doubling.
It's Adam, not Dumdum McMaga, so... I'm pretty sure he's kiddingI can't tell if you're kidding.
--Patrick
It makes me so sad to see Poe's Law in action.I can't tell if you're kidding.
--Patrick
It makes me so sad to see @Ravenpoe 's Law in action.