Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[General Specific]

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Where does that leave Hellvetica (not a typo)?

 

[LordRendar]

Where does that leave Hellvetica (not a typo)?

Pretentious Neutral.

 

[Cat]

Where does that leave Hellvetica (not a typo)?

That's fucked up put a content warning

 

[PatrThom]

"Proud Walmart Associate"

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"Look, Ma! No hands!"

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

 

[PatrThom]

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(taken today during my biweekly shopping trip)
Font choices matter, people!

--Patrick

 

[MindDetective]

I can only read that as it was intended.

 

[Dave]

Same here. Font seems fine to me.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I think he's implying it can be seen as "drink urine" but I had to look at it for a while before I got it.

 

[Sparhawk]

Even trying to look at it that way, I get either “uine” or “urne”. I can’t even force myself to see urine.

 

[Bubble181]

Guess it depends on how you were taught your letters. I instantly saw urine.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Teachers, students, and parents of students. Just remember, no matter how bad the day was at school, at least a moose didn't crash into the classroom.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[AshburnerX]

Don't make Halloween liberate it's comrade!

 

[Celt Z]

Jack Skellington will hear about this!

 

[DarkAudit]

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Hmm... is someone stealth following my tumblr feed or something?

 

[Cat]

Don't make Halloween liberate it's comrade!

Halloween is a working class holiday and very necessary to unite the left

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[PatrThom]

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Nobody talks about the 5th turtle, Kojima.

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[PatrThom]

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"Shortcomings."

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

Doesn’t it just become a dildo at that point?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Doesn’t it just become a dildo at that point?

That really depends, not all vibrators are phallic shaped

 

[PatrThom]

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My wife, reading this: "If my vibrator dies on me, I'm just going to reach for the other vibrator and keep going."

Have I mentioned lately how much I admire her attitude?

--Patrick

 

[Bones]

my lesbian friend had a great comment about ladies special toys, that all great vibrators have three settings. low, high, and "WHO NEEDS A MAN ANYWAYS!" it made me giggle like a dumbass for what its worth.

 

[GasBandit]

my lesbian friend had a great comment about ladies special toys, that all great vibrators have three settings. low, high, and "WHO NEEDS A MAN ANYWAYS!" it made me giggle like a dumbass for what its worth.

"It only has one setting: DEVASTATION"

 

[PatrThom]

Font choices matter, people!

This one's from a few weeks ago. But still! How does this stuff make it through QC? HOOWWWW?

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

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This one's from a few weeks ago. But still! How does this stuff make it through QC? HOOWWWW?

--Patrick

Again I only see Wicked Witch. Sorry, I woulda passed it through!

 

[bhamv3]

I saw Wicked Witch first, but when I look at it some more I can see how it might become "licked bitch" or possibly even "fucked bitch".

 

[GasBandit]

Sort of related, a repost from long ago...

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[evilmike]

Cross posting from the punchline thread...

No no no. It's spelled "Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced "throat-warbler mangrove."

 

[klew]