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Like debating on why Superman can beat up Batman easily.Bubble181 said:
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i love how we segue from talking about a comic or tv show, right into immensely detailed discussions of porn and it's intricacies ;p
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Yea but the conversation usually goes to porn after some rather innocent subjects like; Talking Thanksgiving Dinner or how you just got a new fish for your aquarium etcBubble181 said:
It's hilarious but strange at the same time :shock:
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um why am I banned in IRC? edit. nevermind
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the channel just can't handle your sexinessChazwozel said:
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On Heroes, the Brazillian ripoff of Heroes and Calleja's "taste" in bread:
<Fuzzy_McBitty> heroes needs to stop cock teasinredemption
<GasBandit> heroes needs to fold up shop and just go away
<Psyclone> It's much better than the Brazilian ripoff, that's for sure.
<Psyclone> I saw two short clips of it and it was GOD AWFUL
<Psyclone> One of them had a chick being held hostage by "zombies"
<Ravenpoe> that's crazy... zombies don't take hostages
<Ravenpoe> unless she was takeout
<Psyclone> I only know they were zombies because they described themselves as such, because the lame makeup they had didn't give any clues
<noaxark> lol
<Psyclone> Only for the chick to give out a bolt of After Effects generated lighting
<Psyclone> *Lightning
<Ravenpoe> so it was like "Hi, I'll be kidnapping you today. I'm a zombie... NOT emo, stop calling us that"
<noaxark> i dont think ive ever heard anyone describe himself as a zombie in anything
<Psyclone> They didn't say "I'm a zombie" but something along the lines of "We, THE UNDEAD, shall rule the world!"
<Ravenpoe> so they were more like ghouls
<Ravenpoe> or lame vampires
<SinEXE> Augh, Erfworld update, but no Oots
<Ravenpoe> ooh! did they sparkle?
<Psyclone> They were clearly trying to bite her
<Psyclone> And the other clip I saw had a chick trying to hypnotize this dude.
<Ravenpoe> with boobs?
<Psyclone> And here's where it gets REALLY ridiculous
<Psyclone> I guess they were going for a "Siren's call" sort of thing
<Ravenpoe> so... bewbs?
<Psyclone> But what they did was have her put the guy in sort of a trance
<Psyclone> By DUBBING HER with the ethereal vocal sound effect of the ethereal music that accompanies most of Mohinder's opening voice overs in the ACTUAL HEROES
<AmorousEyes> This is worse, Gas: http://www.thelocal.se/9078/20071112/
<AmorousEyes> "We want our breasts to be as 'normal' and desexualized as men's, so that we too can pull off our shirts at football matches,"
<GasBandit> lollerskates
<AmorousEyes> Fighting for equality!
<Calleja> ok
<Calleja> im all for gender equality
<GasBandit> foolish women, don't they know they'd be giving up their power over men?
<Psyclone> There is an Ad campaign for Antartica Guarana focused on that
<Calleja> but the day breads are desexualised
<Calleja> is the day i commit seppuku
<GasBandit> seppuku by FRISBEE, Calleja?
<Calleja> breasts
<moss> breads?
<moss> XD
<GasBandit> sexual bread!
<Ravenpoe> I have to ask now, Calleja...
<Ravenpoe> white or wheat?
<Psyclone> Hey, there are erotic bakeries, so why the hell not?
<Calleja> it WAS a weird typo
<moss> he has to stop the shakes every time he passes a bakery
<GasBandit> he's got pumpernickel fever!
<RealBigNUKE> I suddenly crave a sandwich
<Calleja> aight, aight, get it out fo your system
<Psyclone> I don't want to know what he does with baguettes
<moss> sandwich with mayoooo!
<Ravenpoe> with extra MAYO?
<moss> ...
<moss> hivemind!
<AmorousEyes> mmm... squirt that mayo on my buns, baby!
<Ravenpoe> You should see his custom made doughnuts
<Psyclone> Warm, crispy baguettes
<moss> specially made holes
<Calleja> are you done yet?
<moss> hell NO
<RealBigNUKE> Not nearly
<moss> but the toast is
<Ravenpoe> We can probably keep going for at least 15, maybe a full 30 minutes
<moss> mmm yeasty
<Calleja> aight, do that, ill go take a dump and a shower
<Calleja> and then we can talk about breast desexualization
<Psyclone> Hell, we may even combine it with the Frosty Susan joke somehow
<GasBandit> just wait until they figure out how to work in the frosty susan schtick
<Psyclone> ...
<GasBandit> ...
<Psyclone> Hivemind!
<Calleja> ...
<Calleja> i thought that was the mayo thing anyway
<RealBigNUKE> I wanna be in the ellipse club too
<Psyclone> Keep the mayo out of your eyes, Calleja.
<Psyclone> It could damage your eyesight
<Calleja> i hate you guys
<Psyclone> Aw...don't be so touchy
<Psyclone> Remember: you'll always have gate to act as a comparison
<Calleja> thats what scares me
<moss> XD
<Calleja> when NOT being gate is my only solace
I miss all the fun!
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Log in irc at work when the boss ain't payin attention ;pEdrondol said:
This just may be the crowning achievement of IRC.IRC said:Ravenpoe> So... nickserv is down? The laws of the universe can temporarily be bent?
<Vagabond> i'll say
<gargoyle_eva> i have other company ravenpoe.....i just dont like them
<Edrondol> taco taco, burrito burrito!
<Vagabond> go wild poe
<noaxark> I have other friends, but not like these two fuckers. we have this report that i love that i just dont see happening with other people
=-= Ravenpoe is now known as Gasbandit
<Vagabond>
=-= Edrondol is now known as JCM
<Gasbandit> Rumsfeld!
<JONJONAUG> ...oh...should I?
<JCM> I have long hair and screw loose women!
=-= gargoyle_eva is now known as calleja-
=-= YOU are now known as Computergate
<Computergate> fuck you jcm
=-= calleja- is now known as calleja-myeyes
=-= JCM is now known as Vagabond
<Vagabond> I'm a HOMO!!
<noaxark> rapport? anyway, i have to find new slackers
=-= JONJONAUG is now known as Edrondol
=-= Gasbandit is now known as Invader
=-= calleja-myeyes is now known as edrondel
<Invader> Powdered milk
<edrondel> fear my flappy man hooties
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=-= Vagabond is now known as JONJONAUG
<JONJONAUG> WARRLGARBL!!
<noaxark> not many people appreciate the finer qualities of bunking in an entire weekend watching stupid crap
<edrondel> okay now im confused
<Invader> Oh god, I can't remember who I was originally
<Invader> I might be stuck as invader!
<edrondel> me either
<JONJONAUG> Let's all go to /b/!!
=-= noaxark is now known as Crone
<Edrondol> thread locked due to fun overdose
<Mav> oh god no, noax
<Crone> I don't know who I am, but I know you hate
<Crone> me
=-= edrondel is now known as Skurtz
<Mav> KILL IT
<Mav> KILL IT NOW
=-= Crone was booted from #pvponline by moss (DIE DIE DIE)
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<Skurtz> hi guise
=-= JONJONAUG is now known as Calleja
<Calleja> MY EYE!!
=-= Invader is now known as Straub
=-= Crone was booted from #pvponline by moss (KILL IT WITH FIRE!)
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* Crone hugs calleja
<Computergate> God, you are all pathetic americans
* Crone hugs moss
<moss> D:
<Mav> if it bleeds, kill it
<Skurtz> hey straub lets kill the forums
<Crone> BITCH HUGS!
<moss> what
* Computergate hugs crone
<moss> what what WHAT
<Abalistar> Kill them all, moss!
<Mav> wtf l33t
<Computergate> hm?
<Straub> Fuck you Kurtz, I'm the funny one
=-= YOU (Computergate) have been booted from #pvponline by moss (BEGONE)
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=-= Topic for #pvponline is “KURTZ IS A HACK! > http://www.halforum.com/ < It's ALIIIIIIIVE| Kikimaru and GasBandit <3 everyone! | IRC Sausages: http://irc.siblingsofpain.com/pvp.html -> updated: (12/03) ^ Blatant SPAM: http://www.amorouseyes.com/ ^ Time to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! | VOTE ______ '09 |.”
=-= Topic for #pvponline was set by Calleja on Friday, December 05, 2008 2:44:28 PM
<Mav> you're american ;\ or my memory is fucked
=-= Crone is now known as noaxark
<Computergate> whaT??!?!
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<Computergate> how dare you!
=-= Straub was booted from #pvponline by moss (moss)
=-= Calleja is now known as HowDroll
<Computergate> I'm fucking CANADIAN
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<moss> GAAAH
<HowDroll> I'm a GIRL!
=-= Skurtz is now known as gargoyle_eva
=-= Straub is now known as Ravenpoe
=-= Edrondol is now known as TimB
<Mav> i could so make a joke there..
<TimB> B^U B^U B^U
<Computergate> oh poe, look what you've done
<Ravenpoe> I feel horrible for starting all of this
=-= HowDroll is now known as Edrondol
<moss> right
=-= Mav is now known as HowDroll
<Edrondol> It's realy me now.
<Ravenpoe> I am poe, right?
=-= Mode #pvponline +m by moss
* HowDroll opens mouth wide open
=-= TimB is now known as JONJONAUG
<Edrondol> *really
* Abalistar cries in the corner
=-= HowDroll is now known as Mav
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=-= Mode #pvponline +v gargoyle_eva by moss
=-= Mode #pvponline +v Ravenpoe by moss
<gargoyle_eva> prove its you ed
=-= Mode #pvponline +v JONJONAUG by moss
=-= Mode #pvponline +v noaxark by moss
<Computergate> whats happening
=== #pvponline You need voice (+v) (#pvponline)
<JONJONAUG> ok that's enough of that
=-= Mode #pvponline +v Computergate by moss
<Edrondol> I can't right now. No hops.
<moss> right
<moss> now can we stop playing silly buggers?
=-= YOU are now known as Vagabond
<Vagabond> that was awesome
<Edrondol> But silly is fun!
<gargoyle_eva> manual nick serve.....post on halforum that it really is you
<JONJONAUG> Edrondol, we all know you hate fun
<Vagabond> what?
<Edrondol> I want a screen print of Vagabond saying he's a homo..
=-= Mode #pvponline -m by moss
<Vagabond> done and done
<Vagabond> not like you need a print though, i'll say that whenever
<Edrondol> X-D
<Edrondol> And I don't hate fun.
<Edrondol> That's a mean thing to say!
<Vagabond> someone put this in the irc thread......NOW
Also, no offense was meant to anyone. Except computergate.
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Bah. Last time I was in there nothing cool was going on. I wanna talk about sexual bread. 
I wish I could say that's never happened to me, but it's a quite common occurrence during saturdays and sundays >_> (well, mostly 2-4pm, 6pm only happened twice or so)twitchmoss said:
Still, lmao.
I'm sorely tempted to put that in my sig.Vagabond said:
And now I'm pretty sure I won't be back to IRC.Vagabond said:
Eh? What the hell happened?ZenMonkey said:
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Never miss a chance for a flame eh Zen? *sigh* and I thought Amy was bad enoughZenMonkey said:
I'd look up the word "flame" if I were you. I didn't say a single word against you, I made no ad hominem remark. I simply quoted your statement, which I assume you either tacitly or explicitly agreed to be posted here, as an example of the kind of thing which does not entice me to join IRC chat.Mav said:
I cited one quote I thought was very funny and one I thought was not.Edrondol said:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/ ... hannel.jpg
(Not pimped as an image because it may stretch the chat. It does, however, offer proof to myself being King of the Channel.)
(Not pimped as an image because it may stretch the chat. It does, however, offer proof to myself being King of the Channel.)
Pizza suits!?
Forsooth! Forsooth!
Forsooth! Forsooth!
Now that's just silly. I haven't been a regular in IRC for years.Calleja said:
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