Marinate My Meat

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Chazwozel

That's it. I'm buying steak this weekend. I'm having a steak off. I'm going to get 6 oz portions and cook them rare, medium and well done. I'm going to invite a few friends over, whom I know order their steak rare and bloody. I'm going to see just how they react to my well-done steaks vs. their rare/medium crap. Written testimony and pictures to follow.

And you guys keep referring to overcooked steak, not well done steak. That's your first mistake. No one likes overcooked steak. Don't blame me just because yo mama and papa can't cook. I think the main problem here is no one's ever had a properly cooked steak here.
 

Dave

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Shouldn't that be "shudder"?
Yes it should be.



Man I can't slide by with anything anymore...[/QUOTE]

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figmentPez

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I have to rethink this now. Maybe beans in chili is the best thing ever if it's hated by the same palate that only enjoys well-done steaks
bean chili probably safe :)

regular chili (homemade) not so much
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091102/ts_nm/us_ecoli_usa_meat_7

looks like ground beef have some issue now.[/QUOTE]

You do realize that not all chili is made with ground beef, right? Second, when I make my chili the ground beef simmers in the chili long enough to kill off any bacteria that might have contaminated the meat.

That said, I still prefer a good burger to steak.
 
Out of curiosity: If the people who like their steak medium-rare are savages, what am I? I like mine blue-rare. :D
 
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makare

Since rare to medium rare is perfect, well-done is, ipso facto, overcooked.
 
Wait, wait, wait, people make chili without beans? What magical world is this and where can I go there? Every time someone asks me if I like chili I just tell them no, I don't like beans. Man, I wish I knew other people who didn't like beans in chili.
 
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makare

If you dont put beans in it what is it then just meat soup? I am asking seriously because I have never had chili without beans. I like beans so I don't care.
 
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Silvanesti

Regardless of what your tastes are. I stick to my guns. It takes more skill to grill up a good well done steak. So if you consider cooked food to be 'ruined', more power to you.
So? Just because something's more difficult doesn't make it better. It would be hard to eat soup with a sieve, but it doesn't make it good.
 
Why the bean hate? What did they do to you? They're a great food.

Legume lovers link-up!

I always make my chili with beans.

I am making a giant pot of pinto beans and jalapeno corn bread on the side tomorrow. :p
 
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Chazwozel

If you dont put beans in it what is it then just meat soup? I am asking seriously because I have never had chili without beans. I like beans so I don't care.
Chili without beans is called Texas Chili. I'll have to ask Tin, but I do believe you can be drawn and quartered for making bean chili within 10 miles of the Texas border.

You would be a bean eater...

This is perfect. You see what you medium steak loving chumps have been following? The pied piping tune of a CHILI BEAN EATER!

Any opinion you make about food, the eating of or preparation of, from here on out is null and void.

---------- Post added at 08:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:17 PM ----------

Texas... sigh.
Woah. Now you mock the land of the steaks?!?!
 
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makare

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
 
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Chazwozel

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.
 
I like chili with beans. It makes sure that I get the good stuff from the legume family!

I also like chili with no beans! I'm easy to please!
 
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makare

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/QUOTE]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.
 
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Chazwozel

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/QUOTE]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

 
I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/quote]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/quote]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

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Definition of irony- Someone from Texas calling others "Savages".
 
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Chazwozel

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/quote]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/quote]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

[/QUOTE]
Definition of irony- Someone from Texas calling others "Savages".[/QUOTE]

I'm from NYC motherfucker.
 
I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/quote]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/quote]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

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Definition of irony- Someone from Texas calling others "Savages".[/quote]

I'm from NYC motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
My mistake. NY resident calling others savages is funny too.
 
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Chazwozel

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/quote]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/quote]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

[/quote]
Definition of irony- Someone from Texas calling others "Savages".[/quote]

I'm from NYC motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
My mistake. NY resident calling others savages is funny too.[/QUOTE]

NYC is only the epicenter of the U.S. Eastcoast. Flame Fail. And I'm [from] NYC. I live in Philadelphia. Now you can make an argument for Philly being the epicenter of shit, but leave New York outta this.
 
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Chazwozel

NYC is only the epicenter of the U.S. Eastcoast. Flame Fail.
Being in the epicenter of the East Coast doesn't make you prom king. It just means you're the king of suck.[/QUOTE]

Oh what do you know? Go eat some cheese and cheer on your stupid team that got pummeled by their ex-quarterback that's 100x better now that he has talent playing along side him and a fan base that doesn't have the IQ of placid Hindu cows.

Stick that in your corn bob and smoke it.

 
NYC is only the epicenter of the U.S. Eastcoast. Flame Fail.
Being in the epicenter of the East Coast doesn't make you prom king. It just means you're the king of suck.[/quote]

Oh what do you know? Go eat some cheese and cheer on your stupid team that got pummeled by their ex-quarterback that's 100x better now that he has talent playing along side him and a fan base that doesn't have the IQ of placid Hindu cows.

Stick that in your corn bob and smoke it.

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I imagine all that rage is due to not being able to buy your way out of always having a crappy team due to salary caps, unlike baseball.
 
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makare

I haven't led anyone. Chili beans are awesome. Chaz has no taste for flavor or texture.

We should all cry for him.

South Dakota is the true land of steaks.
You gotta let me in on what kind of wonderful drugs you take.[/QUOTE]

I would rather have drugs and good food than no drugs and the pure shit you eat.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]

Now now, play nice. I know it's hard not to take things too personally considering the only thing your state has to offer is probably Mount Rushmore and steer, but just remember your opinion on food is null and void because you eat beans in your chili. I realize you have a tremendously skewed world view growing up around ill prepared meat and Indian casinos, but try to resist the urge to be a total thin-skinned bitch about it. I understand your food is important to you, much like one shouldn't pull a bone from a dog's mouth, but there's no reason to be snippy. I do forget how savages can behave from time to time though.

Just imagine this as your reawakening. Sort of like walking out of Plato's cave. There will be bouts of anger and frustration, I'm sure. But in the end you'll walk out of this a a better person, and realize that, "hey the great Chaz is right! Beans in chili are utterly disgusting and take away from the flavor of what is supposed to be primarily meat and hot sauce. And wow, steak that is prepared correctly is actually quite flavorful even when it's cooked throughout."

Stick that in your corn hole and smoke it!

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I didn't get snippy. South Dakota may not have much but we do have steak and our steak is fucking awesome. You wouldn't know anything about that.

Now I am done with this thread and you because from the looks of your other posts tonight you are going on another attention-whore dickish fugue.

Have fun.
 
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