GasBandit
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Don't keep things in the fridge.
figmentPez
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Youv'e got to leave the Foreverware sealed for at least 8 uninterrupted hours each day, or the aging process accelerates.
figmentPez
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This is too disturbing for the funny pictures thread.
Found it!
I Made Ranch Gummy Bears And You Should Too - The Vulgar Chef
Gather ’round, basic bitches – we’re ranchin’ I fuckin hate ranch. It’s dressing for adults who at the age of 45 will order the appetizer sampler as their meal. A...
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Check the rest of the site for things like hard-boiled egg Jell-O shots, hot dog Rice Krispies treats, Little Debbie lasagna, and the Flamin’ Hot pickle pie. Oh, and this monstrosity:
—Patrick
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Hey, i just watched this episode yesterday...
And yes, i did check my fridge after (well, the next day, i watched it before bed).
I’m pretty sure the words have been photoshopped on. Which is good because otherwise there is no excuse for that shirt or even to model that shirt.
Oh, they definitely have. But that’s a real ad from a real T-shirt site. It’s not Photoshopped on as a joke, it’s the kind of ‘shop they do because they don’t want to take separate photos of the model wearing every possible shirt.
—Patrick
Flashin' those pearly whites.
...but then they show Aqua-Fresh?
--Patrick
Yoink!
So have you been checking your walls for teeth?
GasBandit
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Well, not specifically, but when I pulled my ethernet cables, I think I'd have found them if they were there.
All I found was stacks of unused tile in the attic.
Unused or laying in wait?
GasBandit
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Stacked and at the ready, as I would have expected to find a well ordered ammunition cache.
figmentPez
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And then God looked at the world he created and said “Nope! I’m done.”
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
