[Other] The not so funny pic thread (some NSFL or gore)

[PatrThom]

My standing policy is to treat famous people as people first, and famous second.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

I'm a firm believer in talk shit, get hit.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Ok, so back to not-so-funny...

Don't badger Mike Tyson for autographs on airlines.

Fixed that for you. Seriously, what absolute moron would think harassing Mike fucking Tyson is a good idea?

 

[GasBandit]

Fixed that for you. Seriously, what absolute moron would think harassing Mike fucking Tyson is a good idea?

Watching the video, and seeing the sad bruised face of the dude who did... that guy. That guy looks EXACTLY like the kind of moron I'd expect would think harassing Mike Tyson is a good idea.

 

[Dave]

Dude was drunk as fuck. He had been harassing Mike for a while even before they boarded. Mike took pictures with them and everything. But the guy just wouldn’t stop. Mike showed incredible patience with the dude.

 

[chris]

German media (I actually only saw one outlet on TV so far) paint the picture of an unhinged Mike.

 

[Dave]

They are being sensationalist. Look at crazy Mike Tyson! Click this link!

 

[GasBandit]

I'll take Boss Meltdowns for 800, Alex.

Update/more info:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[Tress]

I'll take Boss Meltdowns for 800, Alex.

Update/more info:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Wow. Fuck off.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'll take Boss Meltdowns for 800, Alex.

Update/more info:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

If my boss sent me this I would immediately quit

 

[PatrThom]

If my boss sent me this I would immediately quit

"Suck my at-will employment, beeyatch!"

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

Wow. Fuck off.

 

[General Specific]

Wow. Fuck off.

Not only fuck off, but fuck ALLLLLL the way off.

Fuck off so hard you loop back around and have to fuck off again.

 

[sixpackshaker]

And fuck the 3 mo. notice bullshit. They will still wait 3 mo. to replace your ass anyway. That has happened at every job I left.

 

[jwhouk]

I suspect he will now get three minutes notices.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I suspect he will now get three minutes notices.

DID SOMEONE SAY THREE MINUTES?

(Jesus, that wrestling reference is 20 years old now.)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[drifter]

Hmmm, I’ma keep #10 in mind for my next avatar

 

[PatrThom]

Impressive!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Nothing gory or NSFL here, but also not really humorous and kinda nsfw so I thought this thread suited it most. But it's interesting (and salacious).

Spoiler

 

[Frank]

Number 9 is a real.....well, woof.

 

[bhamv3]

Number 9 is a real.....well, woof.

Yeah that one made me feel a bit iffy about hitting "like".

I mean, I did, but still...

 

[Celt Z]

"Well, the previous owner had some fetishes! How quaint! Seems to be a theme and- *record scratch*

...oh. Oh no."

 

[GasBandit]

"Well, the previous owner had some fetishes! How quaint! Seems to be a theme and- *record scratch*

...oh. Oh no."

 

[Celt Z]

This would be an improvement over # 9.

 

[chris]

All of them look like Pornhub novelizations.

Except number 9, that's just "Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS".

 

[Bubble181]

Which is a nice movie in its genre, really.

 

[figmentPez]

How would you like to spend an entire plane flight with some stranger's ass a foot and a half in front of your face?

 

[blotsfan]

Depends on the stranger.

 

[Dirona]

How would you like to spend an entire plane flight with some stranger's ass a foot and a half in front of your face?

That is utterly horrifying.
Nope.
Absolutely not.
My mildly claustrophobic ass will be found nowhere near that bullshit.

 

[Frank]

You know what I want to do for a long flight is sit on the fucking floor.

 

[Celt Z]

I'm not claustrophobic, and that still looks like hell.

 

[Sparhawk]

I couldn’t sit on the bottom, I can’t keep my legs out like that for that long.

 

[Far]

That's right at fart level.

 

[PatrThom]

Farts, butts, cheeks..I don't care about any of that.
What I care about is what happens if the person on top spills their drink/Cheetos/peanuts/etc.

--Patrick