I am dying.
Would you like us to make fun of you for it, which would implicitly make it a standard to make fun of people for waking up angry from a dream, thereby allowing you to continue making fun of others for it?So something happened to me today that I don't think has ever happened before, and it's something I make fun of other people for but will heretofore stop.
I had a dream that made me angry, and when I woke up I was still angry. Hell, I'm still angry now.
Please tell me you asked that out loud.We're transcribing and subtitling a video on eye care. Specifically, it's about a product that helps your eyes produce meibum, a substance that is part of tear production.
What the video said: This product ensures the healthy flow of meibum.
What the transcriber wrote: This product ensures the healthy flow of my bum.
How the reviewer (ie me) reacted: So do I need to use it as a suppository, or does the product make its own way from my eye to my digestive system?
Side effects include: Poopy eye, loss of height, scrotal smoothing, sleep eating, sleep driving, sleep running from the cops, spontaneous dental hydrosplosion, tail growth, tail loss, urge to shop at Ikea, lost time, found time, death, zombification, loss of capacitive duractance in your lunar wainshafts, involuntary shapeshifting, and mild rash.It’s like a laxative, but for your eyes.
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