Yes ma'am!Would you like a job as my right-hand gal? The job comes with a snazzy uniform and your choice of doomweasel.
Yes ma'am!Would you like a job as my right-hand gal? The job comes with a snazzy uniform and your choice of doomweasel.
Can the Sergeant-at-Arms still carry a mace?Needs more gold trim. And the hat should be bigger. And the mace should be a sword.
He means a stick with a knob on the end, ya doofus.[DOUBLEPOST=1390327558,1390327526][/DOUBLEPOST]Pssst, Emrys still hasn't conquered Mace Security International, so ixnay on the acemay. For now let's just call it OC spray, or "hot shot."
OC doesn't stand for Officer_Charon?FYI, OC is different from Mace. One is oleresin capsicum, the other is liquified CS irritant agent.
<rawr>I _AM_ rather spicy...
No, no, a real mace. Like, this guy, the sergeant-at-arms, carries the thing:Pssst, Emrys still hasn't conquered Mace Security International, so ixnay on the acemay. For now let's just call it OC spray, or "hot shot."
That would be a highly decorative glaive.Wouldn't that be less a mace and more a polearm?
Well, it isn't exactly what you were looking for, but it would be a suitably stylish way to outfit your minions.Wouldn't that be less a mace and more a polearm?
It looks kinda like an adult toy on a stick.That would be a highly decorative glaive.
What the hell kind of toys do you have?!?It looks kinda like an adult toy on a stick.
Albeit an uncomfortable one.
He surfs on 4chan's /d/ board.
He Smurfs on 4chan's /d/ board.
Dang, bad luck that you were too close for GPS but not close enough to hear the sonic scream. Sucks.I lost my mother. Fucking. Phone. With all my pictures of my family on it.
Well, to be more precise, I accidently left it in a public restroom, forgot about it for a bit, then reached for it to text my wife, and had that sudden sinking feeling.
Those of you on my Facebook have following my odyssey with this incident. I was able to track it down using this CNet article, and found out that whatever thuglet had it wasn't too far off. But by the time that I pinged it a couple times to locate them as I got close, they turned it off.
[raging intensifies]
Thankfully, AT&T have been super-helpful during this. I got an upgrade at a decent price, and am just awaiting spare funds to get my tank of a case again.
But still.... while I didn't have a HUGE amount of pictures that I can't replace on it, the ones that I can't get back irk me greatly. I hope the motherfucker who has it enjoys his new brick.
That really sucks.But still.... while I didn't have a HUGE amount of pictures that I can't replace on it, the ones that I can't get back irk me greatly. I hope the motherfucker who has it enjoys his new brick.
I know the feel bro. I know it all too well.Sometimes I wake up and the meaninglessness void I feel crushes every bit of me; all I can see is that there's no good reason not to kill myself. It's agonising, and (surprise!) sad.
And one is delicious.FYI, OC is different from Mace. One is oleresin capsicum, the other is liquified CS irritant agent.
Not really about what you posted, but reminded me of something.... They don't volunteer the information and I think they are old enough that if they wanted to tell me more information they would. ...