Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

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HE DOES EXIST.

 

[Eriol]

Spoiler

HE DOES EXIST.

We'll let you know if we see that sign on our trip across Newfoundland next week. It'll probably be relatively close to home, as that realty office is in the city that's closest to us (2hrs). I went to the website (remember, the 2nd character is an "L" not an "i" and the 3rd character is an "i" not an "L" to get it to work. www.nlislandrealty.com if you want help) and found that out.

So ya, that one is from near me.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

Substitute "50 Shades of Gray" in place of "Twilight" and you get the same basic idea.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I just saw this on Facebook. I thought that was cool. Then I realized it was from Father to Son...

 

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[GasBandit]

Can you shame something that is biologically incapable of feeling shame?

 

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Bleh, it bugs me when people refer to themselves as their pets' parents.

 

[PatrThom]

I like how the sign "I ate $300" one is also chewed up.
Also LOL at chasing yarn chaser chasing you.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Things may not be going well for Richard...

 

[evilmike]

Things may not be going well for Richard...

Maybe Richard's truck is named "Lola"?

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Wait, you can't have pet tigers per capita there's like 20 million Texans...

 

[Terrik]

Georgia...panda bears?

 

[Dei]

Sigh Colorado. Of course, I did already know this.

 

[figmentPez]

Wait, you can't have pet tigers per capita there's like 20 million Texans...

"After India, the state of Texas now has the world's second-largest tiger population: According to the best estimates, there are now more than 2,000 tigers living in the Lone Star state."

Texans Keeping Tigers as Backyard Pets - ABC news article from Feb 2003

 

[sixpackshaker]

"After India, the state of Texas now has the world's second-largest tiger population: According to the best estimates, there are now more than 2,000 tigers living in the Lone Star state."

Texans Keeping Tigers as Backyard Pets - ABC news article from Feb 2003

I am just saying, I don't like per capita figures of less than 1. So it is not something everyone has/or could have, then it is not really per capita.

 

[GasBandit]

Technically, it's also true without the "per capita." It's just true both ways.

 

[figmentPez]

I am just saying, I don't like per capita figures of less than 1. So it is not something everyone has/or could have, then it is not really per capita.

Well, that rules out a lot of things on the map. (I hope that Washinton state isn't experiencing property crime at a 1:1 rate, or worse.)

The labels on the map wouldn't change at all if you changed the stats to be "per 1,000 people", as is a more common measure in demography. It's just shifting a decimal point.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Bowielee]

@Jay the guy coming out of the window is former president and center of sexual controversy Bill Clinton.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Technically, it's also true without the "per capita." It's just true both ways.

I am literally kidding.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Nailed it!

 

[Jay]

@Jay the guy coming out of the window is former president and center of sexual controversy Bill Clinton.

What guy


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[Bowielee]

What guy


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It's an animated .gif. He pops out of the back window. Unless you're just doing the "hot girl in picture, blind to everything else" joke.

 

[PatrThom]

...or possibly moved on before realizing it was animated.

--Patrick

 

[Jay]

It's an animated .gif. He pops out of the back window. Unless you're just doing the "hot girl in picture, blind to everything else" joke.

Why would I Iook elsewhere when something that makes me happy is already there


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[Bowielee]

Why would I Iook elsewhere when something that makes me happy is already there


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You're the one who used the "I need this explained to me" tag.

Just trying to be helpful.

My mistake.

 

[GasBandit]

Also, wasn't there an issue where Tapatalk wasn't animating animated gifs?

 

[Bowielee]

Also, wasn't there an issue where Tapatalk wasn't animating animated gifs?

Entirely possible. That's why I pointed out that it was an animated .gif.

 

[GasBandit]

 

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Every time I read that ad, all I could think of was people uncontrollably humping inanimate objects in the neighborhood while going about other business.

 

[PatrThom]

You know how Google ads will tailor ads based on what you search for, and if you don't have a history (because you clear it, duh) they just make one up based on the history of your current IP address?

At work, all my ad banners seem to be for Viagra and other ED treatments, single women in my area, etc.
It makes me feel weird when I walk through the cubicle farms.

--Patrick