The way I cook it makes no difference.Wipe with your left, eat with your right.
Oh, so it's Mexican cooking at Casa de Dave?The way I cook it makes no difference.
You mean to tell me the US military uses toilet paper when out on maneuvres? If not, then fall back to your training, soldier.Remember the part about not being able to go anywhere? We're out of toilet paper and I have to poop really, really bad.
I am tired of being the sole person in any given group of acquaintances or friends who is capable of organising events. "We should meet this weekend," one friend will say. "Yes, alright," I agree, "What day works best for you?" "Oh I don't know," comes the inevitable reply, as though they were unprepared for this level of inquiry, "I don't care, I guess. What day do you want to meet?" Me?! You're the one who wants to have a meeting. "I think Friday evening would be good," I proffer, "We both work on the same side of the city, we could meet after we're off." "Oh, Friday's no good, I'm meeting my parents for dinner." So what you're saying now is that you both know and care on what day of the weekend we meet. And now that it is resolved that it will have to be Saturday, a similar series of useless responses leads us down this path:
Time? Don't care. Oh, but not the afternoon, it has to be evening.
Place? Don't care. Oh, no, I don't eat Chinese food.
What should we do after dinner? Don't care. Oh, god, no, we're not watching that.
It is somehow my job to recommend things apparently only so that they can be shot down. When it's my initiative, that is to say, when I am the one who suggests a meeting, I generally have a time and a place and some kind of plan, so at least I am pitching an idea. Of course I'm open to it being edited because I may have picked a time that doesn't work for you, or a variety of food to which you are fatally allergic, but at least I haven't said, "I want to meet, but that beyond that I don't really give a damn what happens so long as I maintain the power of aggressively vetoing what I will treat as your exceptional idiocy."
I would really just like to have one friend, just one, who engages social situations with ideas about what to do as opposed to just reserving the right to piss all over the ideas they demand from me. All I ask is that people contribute once in a while, especially to their own fucking plans.
You shut your whore mouth.Sometimes I think some people on this forum need to learn the same lesson many lawyers have to learn the hard way- just because an argument CAN be made doesn't mean it SHOULD be made.
Bonus: If you use a ladies' mag, you can choose the pages with the perfume samples.Alternatively, there's every Cosmo,, Newsweek, or whatever you happen to have lying around
True, but you are not exempt from this .Sometimes I think some people on this forum need to learn the same lesson many lawyers have to learn the hard way- just because an argument CAN be made doesn't mean it SHOULD be made.
I know I'm probably coming too strong again
True, but you are not exempt from this .
Hopefully Google can save the day.I can't find the disc for my scanner soft ware. This is annoying.
You HAD to go to Minnesota, didn't you, Ryan?
Did the Brett Favre saga not teach you ANYTHING?
Sounds like my maternal grandmother. I think she was the entire reason why my parents never left New Jersey.She has no life outside of TV and her sons. So when the boys moved out, she just became this sad, stagnant person. If you ever can't come over when she wants you to, she tries to make you feel guilty.
And that's just ridiculous. I asked my mom about that when I moved away for college, just asked how it felt to have an empty house. She said she missed us, but she was happy we grew up to be pretty successful adults. Also she talked about all the new things she wanted to try with her free time. That's a healthier attitude.Sounds like my maternal grandmother. I think she was the entire reason why my parents never left New Jersey.
Dude, don't joke about that. They'll eat you alive...Mental Pause?
It also has a bug that crashes computers based on Intel 4000 integrated graphics.Today I noticed that Chrome with a single tab open takes up more than twice as much ram as Firefox with 16 tabs open.