*Set to the tune of Rancid's 'Time Bomb'*I'm starting to view redhats the same way I view redshirts, but with less patience.
I just wish they'd hurry up and do something dumb enough to dumb themselves right out of a job already.We’re in the dumbest timeline
Today at noon they played 15 straight minutes of patriotic tunes. Star-Spangled Banner, America the Beautiful, Battle Hymn of the Republic, You’re a Grand Old Flag, etc.the carillon at the nearby church has been playing "Happy Birthday" for the last hour and a half straight, and I can't help but feel it's some kind of signal.
They're trying real hard, but the people in charge of firing them care even lessI just wish they'd hurry up and do something dumb enough to dumb themselves right out of a job already.
--Patrick
Man this is about time. I mean, all those poor sexual assaulting boys and sports figures almost had to pay for their crimes, which might have ruined their futures!Betsy DeVos is an evil piece of shit (narrowly avoided shitty gendered putdown there).
New campus sexual assault rules bolster rights of accused
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos on Wednesday issued a new policy that will reshape the way schools and universities respond to complaints of sexual misconduct, bolstering the rights of the accused and narrowing the scope of cases colleges are required to investigate.apnews.com
TEE-rrific.Betsy DeVos is an evil piece of shit (narrowly avoided shitty gendered putdown there).
New campus sexual assault rules bolster rights of accused
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos on Wednesday issued a new policy that will reshape the way schools and universities respond to complaints of sexual misconduct, bolstering the rights of the accused and narrowing the scope of cases colleges are required to investigate.apnews.com
Highest?April's U.S. unemployment has hit 14.7%.
This is the lowest unemployment figure since 1940.
To put that into perspective, this means 1 out of every 7 Americans now has no job.
--Patrick
*sigh* yes. Highest figure, lowest number employed, brain v. typing etc.Highest?
Castle Rock and south is very Republican. As is my county and everything northeast.In Colorado, a cafe opened against orders and was PACKED with Mother's Day customers. Most of them weren't even wearing masks.
Is it REALLY that bad if a bunch of Karens get themselves sick?
Well, yes, since now both the cashier and the manager are at risk.Is it REALLY that bad if a bunch of Karens get themselves sick?
He ends with git'r done... That's some topical comedyHey, here's my senator, Ben Sasse, giving a HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION SPEECH.