I've been having a rough week. Is it bad that I'm pretty glad that he at least heard it too?@Squidleybits "OMG can't you hear that dog howl! Who has a dog in our neighbourhood?"
@HCGLNS "...duh...wha?..."
@Squidleybits "OMG you're a tit! That dog howling right now!"
@HCGLNS "That's an owl."
You guys are a hoot.@Squidleybits "OMG can't you hear that dog howl! Who has a dog in our neighbourhood?"
@HCGLNS "...duh...wha?..."
@Squidleybits "OMG you're a tit! That dog howling right now!"
@HCGLNS "That's an owl."
Three licks.Who? Who? Who? Who is a hoot?
Sssshhhhh."It's just @Bubble181 watching you through the window again. Go back to sleep."
Don't steal my schtick, dude. Or I'll change my name to 181elbbuBubble181.Who? Who? Who? Who is a hoot?
There's many an American that doesn't seem to grasp the difference between "I prefer our way of doing X" and "our wat of doing X is better/superior", though. Same reason why Americans are considered rude/arrogant/etc pretty much the world over. It's, in mant ways, a good trait - outspoken, clear-cut, frank, whatever - and many people can appreciate it as such, but in a lot of cultures, on a lot of issues, it can come off as arrogant, dismissive of other views, and so on. Style of communication and all that.A: "Haha, the way we do X in country Y is superior to how you do it in the US!"
World: "Yeah! You are so right!"
B: "I'm American, and I prefer our way of doing X."
World: "Jingoist! Imperialist! Ugly American!"
Jingoism is not unique to America, but we *have* industrialized it.Yeah, but even if you change the American's statement to "Our way is better", it's still the same thing the people are saying from other countries. At least it has been in my experience.
Thank goodness for the Chinese, though. Now we can almost sneak by unnoticed.Americans are considered rude/arrogant/etc pretty much the world over.
Dude, pussy comes from the merging of the old Norse word puss meaning vagina and the English word of the same spelling meaning cat.I'm a big pussy (from the root pusillanimous, you sexist heathens),
There are many different possible etymologies of the word. There's no definitive. The ones you stated are just a few of the possibilities.Dude, pussy comes from the merging of the old Norse word puss meaning vagina and the English word of the same spelling meaning cat.
I suspect the "shapeshifter" is just an imaginary creation of the "husband". The "shapeshifter"'s blog name calls her a tulpa, which wikipedia says is a Buddhist term for thought made into a physical object. Based on that, it seems like the "husband" think's he's manged to make a real girl out of his body pillow, and that "she" can magically transform into the women he sees on the internet.I had a close encounter with a tumblr otherkin tonight. Whoever it was, they were claiming to be the person in a set of Honey Lemon cosplay pictures. Since I know the person it REALLY was, this claim what wholeheartedly false.
The excuse? "Uh, I'm a shapeshifter?" No, really. That was their reply. They continued to play the otherkin card when other friends of the REAL person chimed in, then finally said they were sorry and meant no harm.
But continued to claim to be a shapeshifter. And a pillow (no, really). Even the person's "husband" (if that's what he is) continued the shapeshifter story.
OP Onion?Yes but the ones that support my opinion are correct because they support my opinion.
Opinion is a funny word, not quite onion not quite pinion.
Oh my god. I heard that and realized it was you. Very weird.Mick the Nerd, Howard Stern
Look it up.
... Because hamburgers are so fucking good. No amount of facsimile squirrel food can outdo good ol' meat.Why do I want a hamburger so fucking bad?
Thank you! I have gotten everything on Twitter from "This guy is awesome" to "His face does not match his voice" to "This is shark jumping!"Oh my god. I heard that and realized it was you. Very weird.
My girlfriend listens to Howard Stern religiously, whereas I only hear it once in a while. She wanted me to hear the segment you were on, and when you mentioned your DA comic it all suddenly clicked. I told her about it, and she laughed and said "You know that weirdo?" But she genuinely thought it was fun and funny while you were on.Thank you! I have gotten everything on Twitter from "This guy is awesome" to "His face does not match his voice" to "This is shark jumping!"
For the fat content. Whenever I have these kinds of cravings, string cheese or whole milk usually does the trick.I keep returning to the kitchen. I'm hungry, something's off though; I don't want to eat what we have. This has been happening a lot.
It only just now dawned on me that we've accidentally stopped eating non-fish meat. No poultry, no red meat. It wasn't on purpose, we just kept switching this or that for healthier choices.
And now I'm here, craving actual meat. Why isn't the humus and salmon doing the trick for my body? Why do I want a hamburger so fucking bad?
That's probably it. There's almost zero fat in my diet.For the fat content. Whenever I have these kinds of cravings, string cheese or whole milk usually does the trick.
What a dick.Dr. Douchebag said:“Three things happen when they are in the lab: You fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them, they cry.”